Yessss….. you read that right. If you’d like a perfect blog, with a perfect family, with perfect kids you are in the wrong space. This is a real-life, want-to-quit, parenting-sucks-sometimes scenario. And this is the story about how my life got turned upside down and my kid got head lice. […]
Category: Laughable
Mulberry Pie: AKA -How I Might Die
For real. Danger is everywhere. I am writing this in bed, after eating a piece of mulberry pie. And Shawn thinks that I might die. He hasn’t said it. But I know he’s thinkin’ it. Mulberry Pie Try Why does he think I might die? Because I ate mulberry pie. […]
Weird Kid Behavior: Exhibit 8346
I used to think that I might write blogs that were helpful. But I’ve realized, I am not that kind of Mom that has her crap together. I don’t have a lot of helpful hints. I AM here to help you. Instead of helping you be a rock star Mom, […]
Laughing Gas
Last week, my kids were experiencing travel hungover. I mean, full-on screaming and carrying on about how their sibling took something they were THINKING about using or the other walked in a way that they didn’t like. We’d all gotten up at 4 a.m. so we could catch a flight […]
The Wreckoning
After dinner, we decided we would take a small stroll around the block on our bikes to take advantage of the weather. Our middle child has been able to ride a bike since last summer. Today, when we got the bikes out, she suddenly had amnesia and forgot ALL the […]
Burns my Biscuits
I can’t. I just can’t actually live with these children. You will literally not believe what happened. And by the way, I am totally breaking some really powerful secrets here to write what happened in my house on a random Wednesday night. But you all need to know. You need […]
Only Amazing People Iron. I Am NOT One of Them.
I am going to come out and say it. I HATE ironing. Hate is a strong word, but I am fairly certain that hate, loathe, and despise are definitely not too strong to describe the art of ironing. I refuse to do it unless I am trying to impress someone. […]
Fiasco Deuce: How I wrecked my Car Twice in 20 Seconds.
Oops, I did it again. And not in a Brittany Spears way. In an “I messed up my car, again” way. I can not even believe what I did. I can not even make up my life right now. I just can’t. In order to redeem myself, let me tell […]
The Concrete Pole Fiasco
Sometimes life is ironic. At the ripe old age of 35, I have been met with more than my fair share of ridiculous, painfully embarrassing ironic situations. It seems I have a knack for being in a shituation (yes, I spelled it right…… a shitty situation) because….. well, various reasons. […]